Not a Profesional:
Sunday, July 30th, 2006Cgse, after being rudely turned down to an 1on1 OTTD MP game, decided to dig himself a nice big hole and provoke my arseholeishness:
(Didn’t log the first three lines, BOLLOCKS!)
21:55 -!- Irssi: Starting query in quakenet with Cgse
21:55 (Cgse) Noob ur probably not pro thats why..
21:55 (Aegir`) Wow, you really are fucking retarded.
21:55 (Aegir`) im mor pro tahn j00 r lolololololol
21:55 (Aegir`) FUck off and die
21:55 (Cgse) dude u really suck ass
21:56 (Cgse) ur a pro and thing im new and u dont wanna play against me..
21:57 (Aegir`) No, I’m on shitty internet connection that’s being used up downloading things, and I have work tommorow, and it’s roughly *checks clock* 24 minutes away from bed time for me. Not only that, OTTD games take too bloody long to play to bother doing that on a night before work.
21:57 (Aegir`) So again, piss off.
21:58 (Aegir`) Anything else to add? I’m trying to decide whether to copy this to a text file now and embarress the heck out of you online.
21:59 (Aegir`) Well, everyone will forget in roughly 4 minutes, but it will be good for a quick laugh. At your expense.
22:05 (Cgse) huh its 3:25 pm on my time..
22:05 (Cgse) i dont know what country u are
22:05 (Cgse) and having a shtty connection proovs ur not a professional online..
22:08 (Aegir`) Oh man, this just gets better and better!
22:08 (Aegir`) Professional? What? You mean you waste your entire life playing online fucking games?
22:11 (Aegir`) And such a bloody great professional you are, if you just fucking who-is’d me you’d know that I’m using Australian Optusnet DSL (read: shit) and that I’m in Australia, specifically it will say that my gateway is in Victoria, which is about GMT +10, which that’s slightly bogus, I’m in South Australia, my connection just gets routed out a gateway in Victoria (And people wonder why I have such a shit latency), so my timezone is actually GMT +9.5, but I wouldnt deduct points for missing that one.
22:12 (Aegir`) OMG MAN! IM NOT A PROFESHANAL!
22:13 -!- Cgse [~Cgse@196.218.253.226]
22:13 -!- ircname : hamzah
22:13 -!- channels : #tycoon
22:13 -!- server : *.quakenet.org [QuakeNet IRC Server]
22:13 -!- End of WHOIS
22:17 (Aegir`) Ahh, I see your address range belongs to an ISP running out of Cairo, so, what’s the weather like over there?
22:20 (Aegir`) Awww… Don’t you want to talk anymore? You’re no fun…
Edited to fix the irssi nick handling confusing my blogging software. Mohwell.